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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Spring Break

WOW! Spring Break has been a blast!!! I saw Spiderwick Chronicles yesterday, which was awesome! If you haven't seen it, it is a movie I recommend. On Monday, for family home evening, my family went to Cold Stone.(That is what I would call a good family night) Making this blog has taken up quite a lot of time, but it has been fun! This weekend some of my friends and I are hopefully going to hang out and chill. I hope everyone is having a freakin awesome Spring Break! Tonight I am going to go swimming with the young men, and young women in my ward. That should be pretty fun. Tomorrow I am going skiing up at Brighton with my dad. I hope there is snow on the slopes. I haven't done much with my blog yet, so sorry if it is a little boring..... oh yea! Today I went shopping and bought some way cute shoes, and some new sunglasses, and also new shorts. I cant wait for summer!!!

13 comments:

Chris Goeller said...

Hey! Nice blog! on your "About Me" section it says, "I am in nineth grade..." is "nineth"a word lol? anywho... I like your blog! lol

keserboo said...

oops! I spelled ninth wrong! Thanx for correcting me. I changed a few things on my blog. Take a look!!

Arnold "Austin" Schwarzenegger said...

bonjour keslee, j'aime que le site c'est assez impressionnant.

Chris Goeller said...

Il est plutôt impressionnant est lui pas ? J'aime votre nom Austin de blog! lol

Chris Goeller said...

Austin, vous devriez introduire au clavier l'Allemand parce que vous êtes Arnold Shwarzenegger

Sehen Sie, Sie sollte in dieser französischen Sprache sprechen nicht!

Oh и печатать на машинке в русском языке холодны слишком! как раз трудно произнести без всех символов мы используем

Y entonces por supuesto hay español pero cada uno sabe este lenguaje así que no está como fresco...

そして日本語があるが、これらの文字はすべて不可解である!

And English, the easiest language ever! Well to me that is... As for the other languages... It's all greek to me! or as they say in Greece- Είναι όλα τα αγγλικά σε με!

Haha!

Arnold "Austin" Schwarzenegger said...

fifty points for hufflepuff

Chris Goeller said...

haha what?

HANNAH- that's me! lol said...

love the blog keserboo! lol i am having a blast on break i hope that you are too! lol whats with that french or whatever... well i don't no french but i know latin Vale kesrbooa ...lol

Arnold "Austin" Schwarzenegger said...

Quel hannah vous avez mis parlez français, Américains ils viennent à ce pays et mis sait parler la langue.

Chris Goeller said...

*gasp* hannah! You do not know french?!?! lol neither do I I just used the translator on my computer... the only languages I know are, english (kinda sketchy with that one), Spanish (getting there), a little bit of latin, Tagaglog (Philipino language and i only know basics so far like animals, colors, numbers, vehicles, etc) and I KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF MEN!!! hehe

keserboo said...

WOW!! looks like all ya'all have been busy while I have been gone! Its gonna take some time to responde to all these comments. I guess the first place to start is the language translator! This should be fun!Love ya all!!

Arnold "Austin" Schwarzenegger said...

so hannah you like hanging with frinds i have to ask what is a frind like a animal or something

Arnold "Austin" Schwarzenegger said...

beavers and their dam skills
(couldnt stop laughing)

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. The man's response follows...



DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.



A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action..
We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

D Price
District Representative and Water Management Division. avid L.

***

Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood 'debris' dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials 'debris.'



I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:

(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

(Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the stream 'restored' to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU,
RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS